A Few T-shirts
For Witty Minds ...
ARIES: March 21- April 19


ARIES hate listening
to SCORPIOS talk because
we take pride in being
even more self-centered
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
TAURUS:April 20- May20

TAUREANS are very
earthy people...which may mean
that we don't shower
as often as most people...
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
For a limited time only FREE gift bag with purchase of a shirt
GEMINI: May 21- June 20

GEMINI's rarely copmete in
the Olympics. When we do, it is
usually in billiards or air hockey...
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
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For a limited time only FREE gift bag with purchase of a shirt
CANCER: June 21- July 22

CANCERS are not
fighters...but we'll knock
you lights if we have to
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton. Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
For a limited time only FREE gift bag with purchase of a shirt
LEO: July 23-August 22

LEO's never marry
because no one
is good enough for us...
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
For a limited time only FREE gift bag with purchase of a shirt
VIRGO: August 23-September 22


Hell for a VIRGO
is being locked up in
an elevator for eternity
with a naked AQUARIUS
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
LIBRA: September 23-October 22

LIBRA's have a tough
time making decisions.
We usually consult
a therapist or TV Guide
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
SCORPIO: October 23-November 21


SCORPIO' s have lots
of energy. We like our
coffee right out of
the bag with a spoon
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
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| COLORS |
SAGITTARIUS:November 22-December 21


I don't believe in astrology.
I'm a SAGITTARIUS
and we're skeptical
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
CAPRICORN: December 22-January 19


CAPRICORNS are
hardworking, reliable,
and dull as hell
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
AQUARIUS: January 20-February 19


AQUARIAN's can walk
on water if they try
really hard. This usually
happens in the bathtub
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
PISCES: February 19-March 20


Everywhere a PISCES goes,
laughter and comedy ensue.
This would be great if
they were trying to be funny.
PRICE: $9.99
100% breathable preshrunk cotton.Machine washable.
Available in various colors.
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| Size | Chest | Length |
| Small | 27'' | 18'' |
| Medium | 31'' | 20.5'' |
| Large | 34'' | 23'' |
| Size | Chest | Length |
| 6 months | 19-21'' | 12.25'' |
| 12 months | 21-23'' | 13'' |
| 18 months | 22-24'' | 13.75'' |
| 24 months/2T | 25'' | 14.5'' |
| 3T | 26'' | 15'' |
| 4T | 28'' | 16'' |